I have two medical inventions, completely unmarketable, though highly useful. I have a design concept, household use, highly marketable. I don't have any money, let alone one to get a working model together and patent it. I have one very useful household invention, I use it daily, completely unmarketable. In my house there are numerous and a great number of unique designs and solutions used in everyday life. If you can call mine a life. I have not developed an elyxir for eternal youth, nor a reliable love-potion. All I know is cheese is a huge aphrodisiac for me. And bare breasted-women. (Human women.) And a huge brain on a woman, but not wider than her hip-to-waste circumference ratio. One rule of attraction: Her breasts have to be further out than her belly-button.

I'm working on a self-buttering toast and on how to convert unused hand-granades into pomegranades.

would those be "palm-granades"?

theresa