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5'11" (180cm)
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glassblower
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English
Some college
art
$10,000 or less
Quit
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TCC
United States
24416
bv, va
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art, skipping rocks, karaoke, chess, chulen
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wow, a dating site for us nerds?! thats tottally awesome! i don't really think theres going to be very many dateable female nerds in my area on this site, but its worth a try anyway. If you got kids, its cool. I've checked out a few dating sites and if a single woman has a kid she will always put that right up front, and i like that. I don't have any kids of my own, but i can relate to them. I don't know if you know this about me, but i was actually a kid at one time in my life. allow me to break off into a tangent about kids. my 2 friends have a 2 year old. she's learning to talk and draw things. one day, while coloring with her, I took the crayons she wasnt using and arrainged them into a color scale. then i asked her which color she liked the most. she didn't pick a color, she just kinda stared at the crayons with a curious look. later on that week i heard that she was arrainging her stickers by color and I kinda wondered if our moment had any influence on that.
so, where was i? Oh, right. i'm busy trying to convince you that you should be f*cking me. I'm joking! oh geez lighten up. anyway, I like talking about stuff. Ok, I'm just going to get the reality out of the way first... i smoke weed, and i am bald. people are constantly judging people. thats human nature. if youre one of those people who claims they dont judge people, thats cool too. but its ok to judge people in fact, i believe we are doing it constantly. it is why we choose to hang out with friends and not murderers or annoying people. or why we chose to try to hook up through a nerd's dating site. i invented a new style of glassblowing which has got me into some magazines. im sometimes very fun to hang around. wow. I'm just imagining how wonderful it would be to meet a female nerd in my area that wants to hang out with me! tra~~la la~~~
hmm, upon closer inspection, there arent ANY nerdy girls on this site near me. In that case, I'm open to being pen pals with you if you live far away from me. Over time, if we fall in love over the internet, I'll probably try to convince you to move out here and live with me in my glassblowing studio. I'm taking this site very seriously. Everything is always very serious. My sence of humor is so dry. that I'm not even supposed to get it.
here's some internet crap about me:
my glass art site:
http://www.glassartists.org/adam_sultan
my glass art pipes site:
http://www.glasspipes.org/gus
video of me singing "love is a battlefield":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCY6tai763I&feature=related
this is the part where im supposed to impress you by spouting off a bunch of writers names. well guess what?! maybe i like nonfiction, you judgmental bastard. How about YOU try some writing and write me you non-talking b*tches.
what's your favorite color? no, wait, i can do better than that. how about. What are your hopes and dreams?
yes.
yes, that'll do.
I dont want to go on a date, that sounds really akward. Lets just be friends for a while. maybe some time we could go down to the river and skip some rocks. we'd talk about stuff and be amazed at how easily we can talk to one another. then maybe we'd be so overcome by emotion that we'd find a meadow to frolic through while holding hands. Maybe by about the 100th or so outing, we could have some kind of moment where I would have to kiss you. because i had been holding a secret crush on you this whole time and i knew you felt it for me too.
gosh. wow....
whooo! gettin hot over here.
chess. yeah, no. I'm not using chess as a prop for intelligence, i actually love to play tournament chess, speed chess, i like to gamble for speed chess with the bums in those big city parks. i have a chessboard tattoed on my arm so i can imagine chess pieces and play people with my back turned. on other dating sites, I'd have just hidden this about myself because it seems to scare off the ladies. theres just something conniving about a chessplayer. we're always scheming up something with our little chess brains. You know whats funny? the advertisement for this site, which is of a picture of 2 (alledged brainiacs) playing chess. Unfortunately, they didnt realize that the light square is supposed to be in their lower right hand corner. they shouldnt be too upset, its actually the most common error made when using chess as a prop for intelligence.
But its cool if you dont play chess, I love all kinds of games gnome sayan cause i came to win. oh yes, teach me your game i will take you to middle school. I am not playin with that. do you what Im sayan dungeons and dragons, what? :| shoots and ladders. mario-cart. I'm all over your face.
yahtzee? - this is my house. this is my house. ultimate frisbee? ill put money on it right now. 100 bucks right now. nowad msayn video game design? i got it all right here. in my solar plexus. I will train...months. whatever it takes. to take ----a' you down...
i am so f*cking serious right now
i like it all. except chick music. if youre a chick who likes chick music thats ok, just dont expect me to like it. i like more fast, happy, and upbeat music. also chick movies. the way you can tell if its a chick movie if the plot of the movie centers around a romantic relationship. I mean I'll watch it with you, but you might wanna watch it by yourself first, cause chances are ill point out every detail in the movie that is designed for a female audience.
I mean, one day, after ive meditated for 6 years and become a Bodhisattva, perhaps I'll be able to watch sex in the city, but until then.. just...please. no.
you can copy the code for this drawing pad in this box below and then paste it into your HTML. This single drawing interface is meant to be used by as many people as possible. it's already been copied many times and is on dozens of pages. but i need your help to give it some more action. draw anything you want on it, its constantly changing.
