Jul 30, 2011 [12:42]
Jul 30, 2011 [12:42] updated
That's what they told me. All men are dogs.
Ofcourse I believed them! Didn't I fantasize 18 long years, asleep on the couch a lot of the time, waiting for this day? Didn't I dream of a sex vacation one day when I would finally be able to be a real man!!!
But then I started dating again.
And my fantasy crumbled to the dust.
Sex without intimacy is utterly uninteresting and boring. In fact, I can't do it. God bless the porn stars!
Now I cry alone in my bed. Why did God put me so quickly in touch with my feminine side? Couldn't he have given me at least a few good years? ...Months? ...Weeks? Days? HOURS???
|All men are dogs
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