Subject: The Parking Ticket
> The other day I went downtown to run a few
> errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.
> I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out,
> there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
> I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
> retired person a break?'
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
> insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a Nazi.'
> He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
> having worn tires.
> So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
> with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him
> a moron in blue.
> This went on for about 50 minutes.
> The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
> Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those
> bumper stickers that said, "BUSH/CHENEY 2004".
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