Subject: The Parking Ticket

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> The other day I went downtown to run a few

> errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.

> I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out,

> there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

>

> I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a

> retired person a break?'

>

> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His

> insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a Nazi.'

> He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for

> having worn tires.

>

> So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield

> with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him

> a moron in blue.

>

> This went on for about 50 minutes.

>

> The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

>

> Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.


The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those

> bumper stickers that said, "BUSH/CHENEY 2004".

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